talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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