just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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