Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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