On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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