At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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