if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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