so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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