dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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