He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
