ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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