That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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