dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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