didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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