ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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