I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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