somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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