The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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