they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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