is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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