honey bunches of taint.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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