I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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