just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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