I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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