So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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