He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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