I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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