Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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