i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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