That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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