That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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