Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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