ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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