My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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