Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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