I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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