Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
people are starting to question the shark bite story
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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