I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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