I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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