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(760): View more from California

Joe is yelling at the trees again.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.

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(607): View more from New York

Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.

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(773): View more from Illinois

somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.

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