her vagine was all disorganized.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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