so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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