Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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