Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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