Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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