Your tits are I can't wait for
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize
