would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just invented taco cereal.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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