So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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