so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Shame - the story of my life.
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