If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Dicks are not precious.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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