As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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