Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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