you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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