If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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