Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
