Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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