Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Randomize
